Monday 9 December 2019

Melting Moments

She looked out of the window for the fifth time that night. He was still standing motionless near the hedge at the same place she had seen him earlier.  It was a very cold night and it was freezing in the garden outside, though she was comfortable in the coziness of her heated room. He was wearing nothing warm except an old thread-bare, moth-eaten, woolen muffler. The hat that was earlier on his head had been blown away by the continuous wind.

Her heart melted for him and she ran out at the first possible opportunity in the morning and hugged him.But he did not return the hug. She hoped he would melt a little and not be so cold-hearted. But her mother called her back inside and asked her to get ready for school. As she left for to board the bus on the other side of the road, she turned back and gave him a final look and hoped he would still be there when she returned.

It was a bright sunny day at school for everyone except her.  She was gloomy in contrast to the other students. She was anxiously waiting for the classes to be over so that she could get back home and give him another hug.

She returned from school in the late afternoon and the bus dropped her off at her gate. When she got off, she looked for him. But she was disappointed. She ran to where he had stood and saw that he had collapsed in a shapeless heap. His damp and cold muffler lying on the ground was all she could recognise of him.

She was struck by and the only thing that came to her mind was her father's words she had heard just a week ago. He had said in mock anger, "If anyone tries to steal your affection from me and comes between us, I will get him liquidated." The word liquidated was something she had not encountered before or understood.

The five-year old now understood what it might have meant, especially when her beloved snowman had melted.

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Friday 8 November 2019

Herbert


Margarita was upset with Herbert over something she felt was wrong. In spite of her telling him so, he had stood his ground. His insistence – that there was nothing wrong – in her opinion, was an affront to her. It was the worst thing he could have done, she felt. And she had told him so several times. She was so irritated with him that had also barred him from any further communication with her. The two had parted ways and there seemed to be no scope for reconciliation. He did not know what had hit him.

He had waited a few months and then tried to contact her. But she was not traceable. No one knew where she had disappeared. He too moved out of the town that gave him uncomfortable memories. It really didn't help. The mind is a funny thing – it remembers what one would like to forget, yet forgets what one would like to remember. Her memories remained. He knew they would remain for the rest of his life.

**

Margarita had given up her job and left town, and taken up a new job and settled in a new place. A few months had passed and she made new friends. He gradually faded from her memory as her well-paying new job kept her busy and took her to exotic places around the world. But once in a way, he had an uncanny way of coming into her thoughts. She regretted her rigid stance and tried to contact him, only to discover that his talent for disappearing was as good as hers. He too had vanished without a trace.

**

Margarita loved travelling. She had been around the world on work and on holiday. She loved sun- kissed beaches and decided to travel to Mauritius during her Christmas holidays. A week by the seaside should do wonders to her, she hoped. On a hunch, when in Port Louis, she decided to take a day cruise to a nearby French island, where Indians are not required to have a visa. The cruise boat left in the morning and reached late at night and included a gala dinner with live music and dance.

**

As she walked up the narrow gangway of the cruise vessel, she noticed a pizza delivery boy carrying a pizza carton was just in front of her. She was intrigued and asked the sailor at the entry point, "Your cruise advertises that it provides the best and varied cuisine to its passengers. How come some one is ordering pizza from the shore?" 

The sailor replied, "Our Entertainment Manager likes to eat pizza, whenever we are on shore or about to cast off, though we have to keep it warm for him till he asks for it. He always gets it on COD basis just when we are about to cast off. I shall attend to the delivery boy after I finish with your paperwork."

He added, "By the way, he is an Indian like you," as he checked her papers.

The pizza delivery boy was still waiting for his cash. Feeling generous, Margarita paid off his bill, adding a generous tip, telling the sailor. "Well, tell him that his pizza today is a treat from another Indian."

The sailor beamed and said, "Thank you, Ma'am. I shall certainly inform Mr. Al. He doubles as our keyboard player and lead singer. Maybe he'll sing an Indian song for you tonight. After a couple of drinks on the rocks, he really rocks!" 

The pizza boy handed her the receipt which she subconsciously dropped into her purse as she was led to her cabin by a steward.

**

The Entertainment Manager, Albert had a habit of having a drink or two at the ship's bar before he had his lunch. As he was about to walk in, he stopped as if he had seen a ghost. On a stool, at the far end of bar, was a person he recognised. He was not sure whether it was appropriate to approach her. He decided to be cautious.

**

The live music started just after sunset, and she struggled to see the stage. The blinding lights prevented her from seeing anything clearly. Albert too could not see the audience clearly, but hoped that she was in the audience. The band played several popular and classic songs. Some of these she recognised, as Herbert used to play them. 

After around ten songs, she heard the singer announce, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I hear that we have an Indian aboard this boat today.  I am told that she has been kind enough to pay for my food. I am grateful to her generosity. In return, I would like to play a couple of Indian songs for her. My only regret is that, as my other friends in the orchestra are not be familiar with these songs, I shall be playing it alone."

He announced, "The first one is a song in my mother tongue Konkani called GoDDacho Pão1."

Margarita had heard this one before. At Herbert's.

Al came back on the mike after the song and announced, "And now, a Hindi song that's close to my heart. Friends, please bear with me if you are not familiar with it. I shall sing a popular Elvis number after it."

Before he started playing, there was a little faux-pas, as the words of the steward who delivered his drink to him came over the sound system, "Here's your fifth Margarita, sir. The last one for today."

As the first few notes of "Pal pal dil ke paas tum rehti ho"2 came over the system, Margarita had an odd feeling. This was Herbert's favourite too.

She clapped heartily at the end of the song, for it had evoked dormant feelings in her. Al announced that he was now going to play the last song for the night, Marguerita3 . He added that he sought the audience's attention to an extra stanza that he had added near the end. Several stewards gathered behind him to assist him in the opening chorus as he started playing.

As she heard him say Marguerita, the way he pronounced it awakened some memories. She suddenly remembered that Herbert had been her name for him. He was earlier called Bert by his friends. After getting to know her, they had started calling him her-Bert, and she had happily adopted the nickname. She had used Herbert so often that she had relegated his real name Albert to a distant part of her memory.

She recalled him saying, in another world, long ago, "I drink, eat, sing and dream Margarita". With a strange premonition she dipped her hand into her purse and pulled out the pizza receipt. The receipt showed a charge for one pizza – a Margherita, as her intuition had told her. Her mind in a whirl, she fell into deep thought.

When she came out of her ruminations, the song was still going on. Al was singing the additional verse:

Once she and I had a difference,
Somehow we drifted apart,
But still, I feel, both of us,
Should have tried to make a new start.  

Margueritaaaa-aaa-aaa-aa-aa ....

As she heard this, and the song started ending with a crescendo, a tear rolled down her cheek ...
  
The ship's horn tooted announcing that they had arrived at Réunion.

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1. Sweet bread, in Konkani. Video of this song from the movie  Amche Noxib can be seen here.
2. Video of this song from the movie Blackmail can be seen here.
3Gentlemen are welcome to sing this song using their sweetheart's name. It works specially well if her name ends in the letters "ita". Try it, guys. Ladies whose names end in "ita", may imagine their names in the song too. Try it, gals.  If her name does not end in "ita", try substituting a generic Señorita. It should work well too, though not as customised. Video of this song from the movie  Fun in Acapulco can be seen here.


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Tuesday 8 October 2019

The Snake Charmer


Fani was a tall girl by Indian standards. She was nearly 6 feet tall, and many words could be used to describe her physique – slim, svelte, slender, snake-hipped, lissom, graceful and sylph-like, for example. You will note that I have intentionally not used words like willowy. There is a reason for this. I picked words that had the 's' sound in them.  These were the words she might have  used to describe herself, because her brain somehow seemed to show a preference for sibilant words. They seemed to roll off her tongue smoothly – almost as if she was hissing them.

She was quite a girl. Her healthy skin tone did not betray her real age. It was as soft, glowing and youthful as if it had been renewed periodically. Few encountering her had realised that that was the reality. Though like all of us, her skin underwent shedding of dead surface cells of the epidermis by washing or scratching, combined with replacement of these by a layer of younger cells moving outwards and dying in a continuous cycle, she also underwent a deeper annual shedding of skin. For, in reality, she was a snake. She was quite a charmer too. Hence, a snake-charmer.

She was a living specimen of what has been described in Indian lore as an Ichchadhaari Naagin, a female serpent who can change her form into a human at will. Ancient knowledge had classified her kind as a type of Visha-kanyas or poison-maidens. Many rationalists, scientists and seekers had dismissed such creatures as part of mythology or imagination. Apart from these creatures themselves (and other so called 'mythological' creatures), few believed in these so called 'old-wives tales'. Only the creatures themselves knew some of the 'rules' that effected their existence. They were seldom aware of 'rules' that applied to other species.

One of rites of passage was the annual moulting. Every year, she disappeared from her work place to go to her native town of Agumbe. Perched on the eastern and upper edge of the Western Ghats, Agumbe in Shivamogga (also anglicized as Shimoga) district of Karnataka, receives very heavy rainfall. It is surrounded by extensive rain-forests and is home to the King Cobra. After arriving at Agumbe, she disappeared into the forest and changed back to her serpent form for shedding her skin, for it had become too tight because she had grown a bit.

She grew around an inch every year, both as a snake and as a human. She had kept changing jobs every few years so that people around her did not notice it. On top of it, she dropped old friends in a regular cycle, so they did not discern the growth of a few inches. A couple of inches could always be ascribed to footwear but it was difficult to explain larger growth after her adolescence. But, with a height of 6 feet, towering over other women, being she was getting noticed most of the time. And that could be potentially dangerous for her. She had to stop – stop growing any longer, that is.

**

There was only one solution for that, as per the lore of her species – marriage, to a human. Till now she had her pick of men, but they were just one-night stands and passing fancies. In fact, all of them had passed away in the woods she had taken them to. Of late, she had taken a fancy to a young handsome chap in her office. Standing tall, at 6 feet 2 inches, she thought he would be an ideal spouse, a help-mate who would help her shrug off her reptilian side.

She had tried to catch his attention a couple of times at the office cafeteria, but when he looked in her direction she felt that he had not noticed her, but seen through her head without registering her face. She had to take the initiative, she felt.

She carried her food tray to his table and sat opposite him. He smiled in acknowledgement. As he reached for his glass of water, she extended her hand to it as if it was her glass and made contact with his hand. She felt a peculiar tingling that she could not interpret. He withdrew his hand as if he had experienced an electric shock.

"Ssorry," she said, "I'd ssupposed that wass my glasss."

He smiled.

She smiled back, and extending her hand, introduced herself, "I am Fani. I am a ssenior ssupervisor in the Ssoftware Ssystems."

He accepted her hand and replied, "Glad to meet you, Fani. Of course, your name is Fani. Funny, doesn't it refer to the hood of a serpent1?"

She felt the tingle again, though it looked like he did not get jolted.

1 Fani means one with a hood, Fan, in Hindi, from the Sanskrit FaNam.


**

They met several times after that and got closer. After a few encounters, her tingling too subsided. He seemed to be quite well off. In fact, she was quite sure that, apart from his salary, he had other sources of income, though she could not find out more. She did not care. She was happy that she had found a wealthy guy who could give her any luxury she desired. She decided to go in for the kill – figuratively or literally, only time would tell.

**

As they sat under a tree in the forest, she decided to pop the question. She had decided what she would do if she had declined her offer – one more body would be discovered in the woods.

She asked him, "We sseem to be sspecially ssuited for one another. Sshall we sseal our romance by becoming sspouses?"

He gave her a long look, and said, "Nowadays, people don't believe in ancient lores. But you know better than that. For you are an Ichchadhaari Naagin, as you very well know."

Surprised, she asked, "Sso you guesssed ssomehow!"

He explained, "It was not a guess. Your serpentine figure, diction and accent would be clear indicator for those who watch out for these things."

She persisted, "Sstill a guess."

He added, "And the glitter in your eyes when I told you that you should not nag me. Also, your annual disappearance to Agumbe re-confirmed it." He pronounced nag in an extended fashion and mentally chuckled at his own pun2.

"Sso you know about my vissits to Agumbe?", she asked.

"Yes, I have been keeping an eye on your activities for the last couple of years, from the time I first saw the large naaga-maNii3 in your head. I have been watching it grow," he added.

She observed, "Sso you know lotss about ssnakes."

"Yes," he concurred, "I also know you cannot harm me for I am blessed with the GaruDa-rekha4, which will protect me from you as it has done on many earlier occasions. You have asked me a couple of times about the source of my wealth. It comes from sale of the valuable naaga-maNis.  I am a snake-charmer of a different kind." 

"You cannot esscape me," she warned, realising that her romantic dreams had just got shattered and  changing her form into a serpent, she bared her fangs.

He smiled, "Don't warn me. You cannot harm me. Your senses did warn you to keep away from me, but you chose to ignore the warnings till they died down. The first time you shook hands with me I had decreased my immunity for a second to judge the level of maturity of your gem, but turned it on immediately after assessing you. It is the right time to harvest your gem. It will fetch me plenty," he said.

She lunged at him, but he deftly stepped aside and expertly caught her from behind, just below her jaw, with one hand and sliced off her head with one smooth movement of his knife held in the other hand.

He walked back to his car,  singing in Hindi, "Shikaar karne ko aaye, shikaar hoke chale.5

Naag is the Sanskrit word for a serpent
A gem said to be found in the hood of a serpent
4 A line which according to some palmists represents the Garuda and protects a person, on whose palm it appears, from serpents.
He meant, "(you) had come to hunt, but became hunted (yourself)", though the lyricist of the song Hasraj Jaipuri did not mean exactly that in the song from the 1968 film Shikaar sung by Mohd. Rafi..

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Monday 9 September 2019

Digital Crime



Assistant Commissioner of Police Pinakini smiled. Inspector Murthy from the Anti-Corruption Bureau had just been ushered into her office. She had gathered that he was not the type to curry favour with his seniors and hence had remained an inspector even after several years of service.  She had met him earlier at some departmental meetings and parties. He had once been a hot-shot detective with the Crime Branch, but had been having a pretty bad success rate of late and had hence been transferred out to the ACB. She also felt that he had been shunted to the ACB because corrupt politicians and bureaucrats liked to have either inefficient or corrupt police officers there, so that cases never reached court. She knew that Inspector Murthy had a reputation of being clean. So it was the former reason, she deduced.

ACP Pinakini had been aptly named by her parents, who had lovingly called her Pinky, referring to  her complexion. Pinakini means 'bow shaped'. No, she did not have bow legs. But her entire demeanour was that of a bow with its string drawn taut. She appeared to be ready to shoot anytime. She was sure the doddering middle aged Inspector, though not corrupt in the monetary sense, would be bowled over by her charm. She was sure he knew that she was single. She also knew he was single, and hopefully susceptible.

She did not worry about being the subject of the ACB's investigation. She had a clear conscience with respect to corruption. She knew with absolute certainty that she was not corrupt. The ACB would not be able to pin anything on her. They were probably working on the complaint of some disgruntled person on whose toes she might have trod.

Her present position in the department included various tasks including assisting the Deputy Inspector General, who too was a woman, and an ex-officio member of the State Women's Council. The SWC handled complaints about ill-treatment and harassment of women in workplaces and families.  It was her dream job, because she got the opportunity of ensuring retribution on erring men. She had seen plenty of such men and despised them.

Inspector Murthy greeted her, as he entered, "Good morning, Madam."

She smiled again. She had got used to older male colleagues not saluting her though she was technically senior to them. She had objected to it initially, but seemed to have taken it in her stride, though deep down she still resented it.

"Please be seated, Inspector," she said, subtly reminding him of his rank.

"What brings you here?" she asked, adding, " I am sure you know that I, like you, am equally averse to bribery."

"Yes, Madam," he agreed. He continued, "But some of our colleagues have brought such a reputation for the force that the public believes otherwise."

Pulling out a sheet of paper, he added, "But the ACB is bound to investigate complaints received by it. I will be honest with you. Some influential person seems to have been aggrieved at something you have done and has lodged a complaint. We have received a telephone call from the Home Minister himself, asking for immediate action. I have the duty of searching your office, bank lockers and residence. Here's the search warrant, signed by the magistrate."

"My men are waiting outside and will forthwith search the premises. After that I request you to accompany me to your residence for further action," he continued.

"What a cheesy pick up line!", she thought.

As she had foreseen, the search at her office yielded nothing. They next drove to her residence, Inspector Murthy recalled a meeting he had had with the DIG a few months back when he was still in the Crime Branch.

**

"Of late the number of untraced missing persons has shot up," the DIG had told Inspector Murthy. "We need to solve these cases early," he had added.

The Inspector had replied that he had studied the profiles of several missing persons and disclosed what he had found common between many of them. The DIG concurred with him. 

"This is a very sensitive matter, " his boss had commented, saying, "We need to be very careful in handling it."

"Do you have a plan?" he had enquired.

Inspector Murthy said, "To handle this and succeed I need to be shifted out from the Crime Branch for some time. As you know, I have been training my subordinates in their endeavours to solve cases and let them take the credit, without coming into the picture myself. You can cite my inefficiency in solving cases and say that I am incapable of handling cases myself. You can then make my transfer. We need to build a reputation that I am past solving mysteries."

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As they reached the ACP's quarters, he asked his team to wait there and asked her to fetch the locker key. Then they drove to the bank. As she opened the locker for him, she said, "Inspector, you are free to have a look. As you will see, there's no cash here and all the jewellery that you will find is pretty old. You will not find any significant cash or jewellery at home too." She explained, "I have never found the need for jewellery to adorn me."

He had no other course of action than to agree to her statement.

They returned to her residence.

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As she admitted him and his team to her house, she teasingly told him, "I request that your team can search the remaining part of the house, except my bedroom. I think only you will be sufficient to carry out the search there."

Maintaining a stoic face, he had nodded consent. As required, a woman constable was present in the room, but the ACP had asked her to be seated and let the Inspector do his work. Pinakini had kept a close watch on him as he rifled through the contents of the room. She was amused by his seemingly unperturbed demeanour as he ran through her garments in the closet. He did not find any substantial material, especially amongst the lingerie.  She was playing Despacito on loop on her mobile. As the song reached the liness Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito, Deja que te diga cosas al oido,  she gave voice to the words in a husky voice just loud enough for him to hear. 

Then she asked him, "You know what that means, right? I read somewhere that you know quite a bit of Spanish."

He merely nodded, knowing very well that the first part meant "I want to breathe on your neck slowly", thinking to himself, Let me get one bit of evidence, I shall be breathing down your neck, in a way you would not appreciate. It had taken a lot of will power to control his reaction. The second part meant Let me whisper things in your ear  it reminded him of a Hindi song that went Raat Akeli Hai, Bujh Gaye Diye, Aake Mere Paas, Kaanon Mein Mere, Jo Bhi Chaahe Kahiye. He hoped that she did not voice the more explicit lines of the song which were to follow a little later. Though he liked the music of the song, he knew the Spanish lyrics were too scandalous for his taste. It could have got embarrassing if she continued, he felt.

He wondered how she knew so much about him, as his knowledge of Spanish was not widely known. He suspected that she had probably dug into his past to find out more about him, when he was handling the cases of the missing young men in Crime Branch, not out of romantic interest, but to trap him if the need arose.

He then turned to the dressing table which had a number of boxes of lipsticks and nail polishes of various hues and other cosmetic material usually found on such tables. He knew she used none of these when on duty. He wondered whether they could really increase her allure. She was perfect without any of these embellishments, he thought. He consciously controlled his train of thought and brought his mind back to the work at hand.

He observed that there was an ornate rosewood box with the word "PINKY" etched into its top in pink. 

Picking it up, he asked, "Pinky?"

She nodded, agreeing. She explained, "That's what my parents called me. Short form of my name. Also a reference to my complexion. Now that they are no more, only my sister calls me that. There's nothing in that box except my mother's necklace and a few trinkets."

He opened the box, and found, as informed, a beautiful necklace which was clearly old, given the exquisite workmanship that was no longer seen. He took out the necklace and held it between his hands, admiring the composition of stones of various colours harmoniously blending in to create a masterpiece.

He remarked, "I am sure this necklace would look wonderful on you."

"Would you like to see me wearing it?" she inquired tauntingly, arching an eyebrow.

"No," he firmly replied, suppressing all his emotions and senses which were exhorting him to say "Yes, I would love that."

As he put the necklace back in, he observed that the inner depth of the container was substantially lower that its external height. Intrigued, he prised out the false bottom of the container. What he saw in the lower compartment shocked him to his core.

There were nearly fifty phalanges in the the box. He had enough knowledge of anatomy to recognise that they were phalanges from human hands. Some were single, separated into distal, intermediate and proximal, while some were attached to each other forming a pair. It was clear to him from the ones that had all the three parts, that these were the bones of the little finger, a fact that the forensic team would later confirm. When they did have flesh on them, one could have called them Pinkies. Pinky had been true to the name lovingly bestowed on her by her parents.

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As the ACP was being taken away, Inspector Murthy recalled how his meeting with his boss had ended. 

After the Inspector had apprised his senior that several missing persons had been themselves accused of harassing or ill-treating ladies. Their cases were being handled by ACP Pinakini, who was unable to proceed further due to political interference. Inspector Murthy had suspected her of taking justice into her own hands. No bodies had been found and it would be difficult to pin anything on Pinky. 

The DIG had apprised the ACP's superior about the plan and had announced the same day that Inspector Murthy was being transferred due to his inability to solve the missing cases and all the cases would now be handled by his subordinate who had recently shown promise. The DIG had also obtained one of the complaints  against the ACP that could be used to procure a search warrant.

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On interrogation, Pinakini confessed having lured each of her victims to the forest, where her sister was the Range Forest Officer and done them to death, leaving the bodies to disposal by wild animals. Pinky had snipped off their right pinkies as a souvenir. After cleaning off the flesh from the them, she had stored the phalanges in the box. 

Inspector Murthy was transferred back to Crime Branch.

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Tuesday 6 August 2019

A Cat and Mouse Tale


Shardul was worried. He had a home territory of nearly a hundred square kilometers, which was rather large considering the density of tigers in the state. Other tigers in the state, by comparison, had just around sixty square kilometers of territory and were always on the verge or losing some of it to another younger and stronger male. He regularly undertook systematic tours in the form of a rough oval of sorts to inspect his part of the forest. and intended to guard every inch of his kingdom.  He was worried; for he had come across something that is most alarming to a male tiger – the scent of another male!

He nosed around the forest till he identified the direction in which the spoor was stronger and started out on a quick run. His strong muscles rippled under his skin as he ran.  The scent was a couple of days old and he would have to travel some distance before he caught up. He periodically paused to confirm that he was moving in the right direction and also to estimate the freshness of the smell. He also made out that the intruder was not alone and was accompanied by a female. Now that's interesting, thought Shardul. It was time he started a family himself, he mused.

As the scent grew stronger, he paused and set off at a slower pace. He stopped at every vantage point and looked around if he could spot the couple visually. A couple of stops later, he could see them resting at the side of a small pool of water. The male was slightly older than him and well built. And the female was quite comely, he observed. He saw that there were a couple of cubs too gamboling among the grass on the side of the pool. They got into the shallow water sometimes under the watchful eyes of their mother, who ensured that they did not venture deeper. Tigers are good swimmers but these cubs were too young to have built a good technique.

Shardul sat downwind from the family he was observing. The infiltrating male would have to be finished off. There was no way two adult tigers could share territory. He examined the female carefully. He thought that she seemed to be ideal to be his mate. The fate of the cubs could be examined later, he decided.

He chalked out his plan of action. He decided to slink through the grass which would camouflage his orange and black fur. Where the grass ended a few feet from the water, he would break into a run and go for the male's jugular. Hopefully, the element of surprise would be on his side.

He got up and started to slowly walk towards the pond. Careful placement of his foot pads ensured that no sound betrayed his movement. As he neared them, his pace was even more slower. He lifted one tentative foot at a time and cautiously put it down, softly and gently. As he was about twenty feet from the edge of the grass, the wind changed direction. He could see the male smell his presence. The male perked up his ears and turned round to face his, rising up and emitting a growl to meet his challenge. Shardul had lost the advantage of surprise.

Stealth was no longer Shardul's strategy of choice. It was too late to back out. Turning around would mean exposing his back to the intruder. That could end up badly for him if the intruder chose to give chase and attack. He decided to press on and broke into a run. At the right speed and distance he launched himself at the intruder, who too took a leap towards Shardul.

Their strengths were well matched and they grappled each other for several minutes. Each inflicted fang and nail injuries on the other, but without any decisive result. As they rolled together towards the water, the intruder dropped his guard for a moment as he looked towards his family. Shardul mercilessly bit the intruder's neck as it was turned away, and got a firm hold on it. His fangs punctured the intruder's windpipe. The intruder collapsed. Shardul was on the alert till he confirmed that the intruder was not a threat anymore.

He then got off the carcass and walked into the pool for a quick wash before he sat at the banks and licked his wounds. He found that the intruder had got close to cutting his flank open. It was time for rest and recuperation. He would have to be very careful for the next few days, and keep his wounds clean and infection-free. He would probably have to settle down at the pond for some time, he thought.

He looked over at the tigress. He had no eyes for the cubs. Now that he could see her at close quarters, he realised that she was a magnificent looking specimen. Quite majestic and a queen in her own right, he told himself. He loved the way she was catwalking. He would call her 'Sundari' – the beautiful lady. And now the spoils of war was his, he reasoned. But such a statement would be politically and factually incorrect. She was no chattel to be claimed by him, if she was unwilling. And, then she certainly was not a part of the winner's swag - she was the strategic objective of the whole fight. She had not intervened in the fight, which gave him some consolation that there was scope for friendship and more.

He looked at his own reflection in the water and admired his looks. A handsome and strong tiger looked back at him, even if he said it himself, he thought. But that did not seem to have impressed Sundari. He looked at where she was pacing around her cubs protectively. Couldn't she see that he would make a great step-father to those cubs and look after them as his own? But, in the first place, he needed to take steps to become a step-father, She did not seem interested in approaching him, the victor in the latest fight to death.

Shardul too did not approach her, because that's when he discovered that, in reality, he was not a tiger or a big cat. He was not even a small cat, he felt, but a mouse when it came to dealing with the other gender. He simply did not have the guts to approach her.

***


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Monday 8 July 2019

A Bird in Hand


Inspector Murthy was on his morning walk in the woods near his residence. It was early morning and he could hear the wind blowing between the trees. He was a regular walker in that area and was fairly well known to other walkers. He was nearly sixty and on the verge of retirement. He was not as fit as he used to be and usually took a break half-way through his walk in the quadrangle near the office of the Forest Department. He spent some time there everyday doing some stretches.  He always carried a couple of fistfuls of grain with him for feeding the birds in the quadrangle, like some other walkers did.

As he approached the quadrangle, one of the regulars coming up the path wished him a good morning and said, "Sir, we have something peculiar today. There's a parrot among the birds feeding on the grain. It seems to be talking about a murder again and again."

His interest piqued, the Inspector quickened his pace. There were plenty of birds in the forests and he had often heard the call of wild parrots. He had seen them land in the quadrangle once in a while to sip a little water from a large concrete bowl kept there. But he had never heard one speak – at least in these woods.

He was usually comfortable with all sorts of animals and birds and they too seemed to easily take to him. He pulled out some grain and extended his palm to the parrot sitting on the rim of the water bowl. It picked up a seed and spoke in KannaDa, "My name is Totapuri." The Inspector was impressed to note that it had introduced itself first.

It was definitely not a wild parrot, he surmised. He did not know if parrots merely parroted lines they had heard or responded to questions or phrases spoken by humans with set answers. He was not sure if they were capable of carrying on a conversation in English or other language. He thought that there was no harm in trying the latter, but was unable to get any meaningful conversation going. It just seemed to be repeating random phrases. But in between random phrases in KannaDa, it kept repeating one phrase more often than the others, as if it was showing off the latest addition to its repertoire – "Listen to me, Kumar! Don't kill me! .... Aaah, you've stabbed me!".

As it kept pecking at the grain between bouts of speech, he got up and started his return walk, still holding some grain in his open hand. It came and sat on his shoulder as he walked, occasionally getting off to have a grain and continuing its chatter. It appeared that it was  used to human company and had taken fancy to him.

He took it home and put it in one of the spare toilets for the time being. He did not believe in imprisoning birds, but  keeping in view it's refrain, had a premonition that it just might turn out to be a witness to a murder. Of course, it was always possible that the line was from a television serial. But for the present, he did not have a murder case on his hands. He decided he would buy a cage to house it till he found its owner or otherwise decided to let it fly free.

1. Totapuri is actually a type of mango, named as such due to its resemblance to a parrot's beak. Someone with a sense of humour seemed to have reversed the idea.

**

As Murthy was driving to work, the jeep radio came alive. The operator was paging him, saying, "Inspector Murthy, sir, a body has been discovered in house number 303 in Thunga Layout near your residence. Please go there directly. Other personnel are already on the way and will come directly to the spot."

He was not too far from the residential layout which was mentioned. Therefore, he took a deviation to go there. As he drove to the address,  Murthy remembered his early firing practice with the vintage SMLE, or point 303 as it was commonly called based on its bore. The other jeep carrying his assistant and junior staff was already there. The sub-Inspector informed him that the forensic team and an ambulance had already been informed.

Inspector Murthy was told that the maid had found the body when she had let herself in at around 9 in the morning. He went straight to the room the body was lying in. The victim was lying on her back and it was clear that the she been stabbed with a knife that still lay embedded just below her rib cage.

He made some preliminary inquiries with the maid. The house neither had any security staff nor CCTV coverage. In the meantime, the forensic team arrived and went about their task, looking for fingerprints and other evidence. The body was sent for post-mortem.

For him, the most interesting part of his investigation was the finding of an empty birdcage that fallen on its side, in the same room as the corpse. He was fairly certain that he was in possession of the bird in question.

2. Small Magazine Lee Enfield, still in service in many police stations in India.

**

As the investigation proceeded, it was clear that getting evidence was going to be difficult. The victim, Ms. Kumar, was working in a bank nearby, while her husband Ajit Kumar was a marketing manager, who was out on official tour. The forensic team did not find any other finger-prints other than the residents and the maid. No prints were found on the knife either. The time of death was fixed between 7 and 8 am.

Inspector Murthy had deduced that the parrot he had was a witness to the crime, but could not think of any way to interrogate the bird. He had suspected Ajit Kumar, but was unable to pin it on him due to lack of evidence, as Ajit had claimed to have left for Mysore at 7 am. The inspector got confirmation that he had indeed checked in into a hotel in Mysore at 12 am. The time taken for travel was a bit too long, but not impossible given the traffic scenario in the city and on the Bangalore-Mysore highway.

**

It was time to expand the scope of investigation. As a routine, Inspector Murthy visited the bank that Ms. Kumar worked in, and asked to meet her the manager of the branch. The Deputy Manager informed him that the Manager, Mr Sukumar was not well and had not come to the office for the last couple of days. He managed to obtain the Manager's residential address from the Deputy Manager.

As the Inspector drove to the Manager's house, he mused that there was a second Kumar in the reckoning now. But his preliminary interrogation of Sukumar did not yield any valuable leads. Sukumar had claimed to be walking in the very same forest that the Inspector at the time of the crime. To make things worse, the Inspector recalled seeing him in the forest around 7:45 am, just before he had reached the quadrangle.

**

The Inspector would have twirled his moustache when thinking deeply, but was seriously impeded by the fact that he was clean shaven. He couldn't chew at his pipe, since he did not have one. Instead, he chewed at the tip of his pen. It did not take a forensic expert to say that it was a well-chewed pen.

He had two suspects both with the name Kumar and who had incomplete alibis. Both could have committed the crime in a narrow window of opportunity. He scribbled something on a piece of paper and handed it over to his deputy, saying, "Get this typed and pasted on the pillar near the eastern gate of the forest."

He then called both the Kumars, one by one, and asked them some questions. When they enquired about his progress in the case, he informed them casually, "We are looking for the parrot that was missing from the cage in the victim's room. Perhaps, it can lead us to the killer. We have put up a reward notice offering Rs.10,000/- at the gate of the forest."

**

Around 3 pm that day, a motorcycle reached the gate and the helmeted rider got off. The gate was at the end of a dead end road. A labourer was digging near the kerb. The biker, who seemed to be in a hurry left the motorcycle key in the ignition. Without removing his helmet, he went to the gate and read the poster, which said;

Missing
Pet Parrot 

Reward of Rs.10,000
Finder may please contact mobile number xxxxx xxxxx

The biker tore off the poster and put it in his bag. As he returned to the bike, he found that his bike key was missing. The labourer stood nearby with the key in his hand. The biker got irritated and began abusing the labourer, asking, "Why have you taken my bike key?"

In turn, the labourer questioned him, "Why did you remove the poster?"

Enraged, the biker said, "Who are you to ask me? Return the key peacefully or else I will make you return it."

"I will not," was the terse response.

As the biker was trying to get physical with the labourer, a hand fell on the biker's shoulder. Turning around he saw a police inspector standing behind him. He immediately complained, "Sir, this chap has taken my bike key."

"I know. I saw." said Inspector Murthy, adding, "He is a policeman in mufti."

He continued, "I have been watching you from the opposite house and have your actions recorded on camera. What's you name?"

"Anil Kumar, sir," replied the now chastened biker.

Another Kumar, mused the Inspector, ... The more the merrier! Now why would he have murdered the lady?

He asked, "Why did you remove the poster?"

"Sir, I am just a simple office boy. I just removed it on instructions of my boss, Mr Sukumar," he confessed.

On further questioning, he revealed that his boss had been making passes at Ms. Kumar even in the office.

Sukumar was arrested on the suspicion of murder and confronted with the evidence of Anil Kumar. He finally admitted having made advances towards Ms Kumar (though his job description and delegated power did mention 'making advances', this was probably not what his employer had in mind) and visiting her on the fateful morning and killing her with the kitchen knife when she resisted. During their tussle, the bird cage had fallen and its latch had opened. The bird had flown out screaming Ms Kumar's last words. After committing the murder, he had proceeded for a walk in the forest.

***

Epilogue: The Inspector retired soon thereafter and penned the episode in his diary as the Case of the Three Kumars. The parrot continues to live with him, though not in a cage. It often accompanies him on his walk. It occasionally alarms a visitor by screaming and repeating, "Listen to me, Kumar! Don't kill me! .... Aaah, you've stabbed me!". 

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Friday 7 June 2019

In Deep Waters ... and Shallows


Meena was swimming in the warm waters of the Laccadive Sea just off Kochi, a city in Kerala – a state in the southern part of India, which probably has the largest number of female swimmers in the country. She was an excellent swimmer and liked to swim in the waters of the continental shelf that extended to about one-and-half kilometres from the shoreline and the various inland waterways in that region. She did not venture into the waters farther from the shore where big fish would be apt to lurk. She did not like to rub shoulders with big fish. She was approaching the colonial settlement of Fort Kochi.

Vasco da Gama, the hero of Os Lusíadashad once been a part of the mercantile establishment of Kochi. After landing near Kozhikode (Calicut), he had come to Kochi. He had passed away in Kochi on Christmas eve of 1524, a victim of malaria. He had continued to be a resident of the St.Francis Church for around 14 years till he was disinterred and sent to Lisbõa in 1539, one of the many entrepot exports from that fabled town.

Meena swam around the promontory on which the church was built.  A little further ahead she could see the Chinese fishing nets at the northern end of the Fort Kochi beach. These nets, on the southern shore of a channel that was around 400 metres wide at its narrowest, were having similar counterparts on the northern shore too.  She stuck to the centre of the channel in order to stay away from both sets of nets. The central part of the channel, however, did have a risk of encountering marine traffic, but that was easier to tackle than getting enmeshed in the nets. She was well aware that any fisherman would have loved to catch her.

There were a few boats, with outboard motors, fishing in these waters. Typically each boat had a couple of fishermen in straw hats and they spread a net to form a rough circle with about 50 metres radius. These nets could be identified by the little plastic buoys, attached to them, that floated on the surface. Meena kept away from these and swam further inwards.  She kept a lookout for the regular ferries that serviced Fort Kochi and kept away from their paths.

She had now crossed the container terminal on the northern shore of waterway and was now in a relatively deep part of the Vembanad lake system which was a part of India's National Waterway No.3. She swam some more and surfaced for the umpteenth time and beheld the squat but towering building of the Cochin Port Trust on Willingdon Island. She then swam along the channel on the eastern side of the island. Several naval ships were anchored in the area. An aircraft carrier was visible to her left, though she could not read its name. It was time to turn back, she decided.

As she was about to pass the Customs jetty at Fort Kochi, she heard the blare of ship's horn close to her and realised that she had been complacent and had let down her guard. She swam quickly to her left to get away from the path of the naval ship that was about to run into her. She swam faster and faster to get away from the inevitable wake created by the powerful engines of the ship.

In doing so, she got into the perilous shallow waters close to Hotel Seagull. Shallow waters are always more treacherous than the deep. To a good swimmer, it does not matter whether the water underneath  is just ten feet deep or a hundred. But shallow areas inevitably result in localised small and stagnant pools and have things like bits of ropes, seaweed, junk, and garbage, which can be hazardous to a swimmer.

There were quite a few bits of fish discarded by fishermen. The flesh on many of these had been eaten by other creatures till only their vertebral columns, the centrums and their accompanying arches, remained as single units.  Meena, being a fish eater herself, was not too bothered by these.

The restaurant had two piers extending into the water, the smaller of these was in disuse. The larger one was used as a seating area by diners in the evening. At this time of the day, the sun was bright and diners were sitting at tables under a large canopy. As she passed under the waters of the larger pier, she looked up and saw the skeletal remains of a huge fish. It was clearly around 20 feet long, larger than anything she had seen before. She wondered what kind of fish it might be and how it had landed in these shallow waters. She thought that like her, it had been forced into the shallows to escape some ship and had perished there. She shuddered at the prospect of an end like that.

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A diner at the restaurant noticed Meena swimming under the frond and pointed out to his wife, "Look at that large fish under  that coconut frond stuck between the columns supporting of the jetty. I wonder what the fish thinks of the frond. Doesn't it resemble the fish skeletons on our plates?"

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Thursday 9 May 2019

Hogmanay Estate

Note to readers: Those of you who have not read The Day It Snowed in Ooty may read that story first, though it is not essential to this one.

I was the only lodger staying at the guest house of the Hogmanay Estate, a tea estate about forty kilometers by road from Darjeeling. I had just been appointed as the manager of the Estate and was yet to be allotted the Manager's Bungalow. My predecessor, who was yet to vacate the bungalow, had gone with his family to Darjeeling.  The present owner of the estate, a Marwari from Calcutta had purchased it from Captain Mc Donnell's brother's grandson, who inherited the estate on the Captain's death, and was not keen on running it . The owner was a busy man with many business interests and came to the estate once in a way. In his absence, the Manager was the lord of the estate.

It was a cold night in winter and the fireplace was blazing to keep the room warm. The splitting of the aromatic wood made crackling sounds now and then. From time to time, 'Bahadur' poked at the burning logs piled on the andirons. It was almost dinner time and he started setting up the dining table for my supper. Bahadur is a sort of generic name used for a Gurkha whose name you didn't know, or, in the case of many an employer, didn't care to know. It means 'brave', as most Gurkhas certainly are. It is also a common name in the community.

As he placed my plate, I asked him in Hindi, "What's your name, Bahadur?"

He was a bit surprised, and replied, "No one staying here has ever asked me that question, sahib."
He added, "My name is Jung Bahadur Thapa."

I smiled, thinking that a Gurkha had to be a Thapa, Gurung or Chettri, for these were their most common surnames. During my time with the Gorkha Regiment, I had been surrounded by a flood of these names. I had also picked up a bit of Nepali.  Though it had been a long time since I had spoken the language, I made my first overture with a simple, "I can speak a little bit of Nepali."

Thapa gave a big smile and encouraging said, "Sahib's Nepali is very good. Where did you learn it so well?"

I told him of my military service with the Gorkhali, as my men had called themselves, and said that they were the most loyal and bravest soldiers to have at one's side.

"My great grandfather was in the army," he replied. "He was an orderly to Captain McDonnell sahib," he said, adding, "and that his how our family came to this estate."

"Come and sit here at the table and tell me more about it," I invited.

"How can I sit at the same table as the sahib?" he demurred, his native deference for the master surfacing.

Relenting, I said, "Okay, bring your chair from the kitchen and sit here."

He went and brought a low stool from the kitchen. He placed it near my chair and sat down and started narrating the estate's story.

**

The Captain sahib had started his military service as a young subaltern in the Sirmoor Battalion of the British Indian Army. When Indian soldiers had risen in mutiny in 1857, a milestone in India's struggle for freedom, the unit had marched to Meerut to quell the rebellion. The colonial administration had called it the Sepoy Mutiny. The uprising had been crushed, at least according to the administration's records.

Some years later, as a Second Lieutenant, McDonnell had married an Englishwoman and in time had a daughter, who was named Kathy. He had inherited a substantial sum of money and had decided to retire to the hills. His orderly, Sher Bahadur Thapa, had suggested that he buy a tea estate near Darjeeling, and McDonnell had seen wisdom in the advice.

Hogmanay Estate had been purchased by Captain Douglas McDonnell in the 1890. The previous owner had died and the next generation, which was staying in London had no interest in moving back to India. So, they had put it up for sale and the Scotsman had got it at a rather cheap price. But it had been badly maintained for years and it took him quite a few years to get things rebuilt and repaired to his satisfaction. The estate had prospered and in time, he appointed a manager to take care of its routine responsibilities.

The Captain had also got the chapel renovated and, as he was musically inclined, had got a pipe organ imported from Europe and installed in it.  He used to spend his free time practicing on the organ as he felt it gave him peace, especially after his wife had passed away. He lived for only two things in life – his daughter Kathy and the pipe organ. It was his greatest delight that his daughter too had become proficient in playing the instrument.

But, one day, Kathy informed her father at breakfast, that she desired to marry the son of the owner of the neighbouring estate. Subroto Mukherji, who frequently took her to Darjeeling in his jeep, was, like his father, an Indian. Long drives, for it takes quite a bit of time to cover forty kilometres in the hills, on winding roads in a cold climate amidst beautiful surroundings, can be quite intoxicating – especially if one's companion is comely or handsome. The Captain was incensed at the idea of his daughter marrying an Indian. He specifically forbade it and ordered her not to leave the estate in future.

That night, at dinner, Kathy informed him that she had gone to Darjeeling during the day and had got married to her beau. The Captain's pink face glowed red – redder than the flames in the fireplace. Wordlessly, he got up and reached for the shotgun which was mounted over the mantelpiece. Kathy, who knew that the gun was always loaded, was scared for her life. She opened the door and ran for the shelter of the chapel which was quite close by, in the belief that he might not shoot on hallowed ground.

She entered the chapel, sat at the pipe organ and started playing his favourite piece of music, hoping that it would soothe him. The Captain was not in control of himself. He walked into the chapel and unloaded both the barrels into her. Seeing her dead, he realised the destruction his rage had caused. He collapsed next to her and never recovered from the tragedy. Both had been buried near the chapel.

**

Thapa ended his narrative saying ominously, "People who have peeped into the chapel say they still see her hanging around the organ, though no one has heard her play it."

I reasoned with him, "A ghost, even if there is one, does not have a physical body, so it cannot play an organ."

Curious, I asked him, "Have you seen the ghost?"

"No, sir," he responded, adding bravely, "I have always been a bit wary of the ill effects that the ghost may have. But, if the sahib is willing to venture into the chapel, I shall be glad to accompany him. I am not afraid."

"Let's do that tomorrow evening," I told him, saying that I had to make some purchases in Darjeeling the next day, before I ventured into the chapel.

He, no doubt, thought that I was planning to buy some amulet, charm or, perhaps, a crucifix, to carry into the chapel.

**
The next evening, we had a Patiala peg each before we embarked on our spiritual enterprise. He had lit a hurricane lantern to carry, since the chapel did not have power supply. He had spent a good part of the day cleaning and sharpening his khukri with its chakmak, though I am not sure what damage it could cause to a non-corporeal being. He probably did it to comfort himself for the impending ordeal, if any.

As we approached the chapel, he touched his belt and was reassured by the presence of the khukri in its scabbard. He pulled out a long and heavy key for the chapel door. Though the lock had not been opened for long, to our surprise,  the key turned smoothly and noiselessly in the lock.

He pushed opened the heavy double doors, which too swung without a creak. He held the lantern over his head and ahead of him to illuminate the innards of the building.

The chapel was modest in size and the pipe organ was quite large. In fact, it actually dominated the small altar. As we entered, some unknown disturbance blew some dust off the organ. Thapa muttered, "I think, she is here." 

Right next to the organ was a large window with four shutters. The glass in the windows was coated with decades of cobwebs and dust. Each window had a horizontal curtain rod above it.  I opened my little bag of tricks and pulled out four different wind chimes made out of metal tubes. Each chime had seven tubes of different lengths and a metal striker in the middle to hit the tubes. Every one of those chimes produced a different note making up an octave. I hung each of the four chimes,  covered four octaves, to the curtain road grill in each opening. 

 All was silent, as I put a napkin on the stool in front of the organ and sat down and started to play. 

I had gone over my repertoire during the day and had selected Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor. Composed in the 18th century. it is considered to be the most terrifying music ever written. But I simply loved the piece. Also, it was old enough to be recognised by the Kathy or her father. The organ, which had holes in some pipes and dust in almost all pipes, produced an even more scarier and distorted version of it. After playing the prelude,  I stopped and waited. 

And then, as foreseen by me, something peculiar happened.  The silence of the night was broken by notes emanating from the wind chimes. There was no wind, but the chimes were being agitated by some unseen force. Initially, they produced random notes, as if being tested. And then, to my delight they continued into playing notes of the Bach composition. Though the original piece had multiple voices in the fugue, limitations of the instrument used here resulted in the constraint of being in a single voice. But it was quite clear what composition was being played, though in a diminished form.

The presence seemed to be utterly in love with music. But I am not sure whether it was Kathy or her father who was playing the chimes. Maybe, some day I shall be able to figure out how to ascertain that. For the time being, I resolved to continue playing duets in the chapel with my new friend.

***


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Tuesday 30 April 2019

Yet I think I met a Yeti


We had crossed the upper snow line,
And left it far behind.
To see the Yeti, a fond hope of mine,
Was at the back of my mind.

The mountainside was steep and cold,
My hands were feeling rubbery.
There was hardly any crag to hold,
The climb was very slippery.

Suddenly I saw something very queer,
Large footprints in the snow.
And saw as I went some more near
Small footprints were in tow!

Large feet in front, small feet behind,
Almost like a reverse kangaroo.
Another thought jumped into my mind
Was it one or were there two?

I looked for it everywhere around,
Up and down and all about.
I thought it might be behind a mound,
And felt I should check it out.

When I neared the snowy outcrop,
I noticed a smell almost like a goat.
Then I climbed over the mound top,
And saw it came from an old fur coat.

As I saw more my heart beat faster,
That she was not all alone.
In her lap was her li’l young master,
A small kid, her little clone!

To see a Yeti, many climbers dub
As their lifetime’s pinnacle.
But to see a Yeti and her little cub
Was nothing but a miracle!

I stood still, my heart quickly beating,
Snowing had now increased.
The magical moment was fast fleeting,
As visibility became decreased.

I heard a loud growl behind my head,
And turned around to see,
The father, eyes glowering bright red.
It was time for me to flee.

Shouting, jumping and scared I fled,
Waking up in the dark night.
Found myself safe in my warm bed,
Woken up early by my fright.

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Friday 19 April 2019

An Ancient Cryptic Society's Meet

Note: Basic understanding of how cryptic crossword clues work is desirable to understand this story

Circa CE 30
Jerusalem
Running commentary of a meeting of The Cryptic Society (adapted into English)
Location: A Crypt
Time: Evening

A dozen members troop in, one by one. One of them is holding a bag. Each makes an entry into the attendance book. After they are done, it looks like this*:

1. Domesticated animal sits next to the queen (5)
2. Sweet preservative and egg sandwich, for starters (5)
3. Prohibit the endless spinning of wool around Middle East (11)

4. Jerusalem's chaotic, in absence of rule (5)5.
5. Move - adjust endlessly (5)
6. Wander hither and tither (6)

7. Son, I'm worried (5)
8. Greek letter's border (6)
9. Had duets composed (8)

10. Hydrogen atoms spin around (6)
11. For starters, terrible toothache hurts Englishman in mouth (7)
12. Trojan horse turned, ejecting roaster (4)

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Author's Note: Rules for writing cryptic clues were still evolving and none of these had any definition. Arthur Wynne was yet to design a crossword grid to hold answers to the clues . Readers interested in solving cryptic clues are advised to take a pause here and solve their entries.

* Remember, these people saw well ahead of their times, and somehow used terms not yet in currency in those days.

**

The last entrant into the hall takes a look at the attendance register. As he goes through each entry, he smiles. He muses aloud, "Maybe we can interlock the answers so that they cross each other ...".

He writes below the dozen entries: "That's correct. HE's universally admired by leaders (6)"

Twelve persons are already sitting along one side of a long table. They rise as he approaches... He bids them to sit down. He sits in the middle of them, half a dozen on each side of him. He looks at the man with the bag and says cryptically "The sack is beginning to bulge with silver ..."

Supper is served. He says, "Now that we have sat down to sup, could someone please pass the salt across?" The man with the bag passes over the salt container and it topples over spilling some of the contents on the table. No words are exchanged. No one gets cross with him.  The cross performs its role a little later ...

At the end of the meal, their leader gets up and says, "I shall be going away on Friday, but will return on Sunday."

Author's Note: People have speculated as to why all of them are sitting on the same side of the table in this famous painting by Leonardo Da Vinci.  The answer is quite simple, really. The diners were sitting just like people sit at long tables at most Indian festive or religious meals. The other side of the table was the pathway for use of the people serving the food.  On second thoughts, if  some people were sitting facing away from the painter's perspective, you would not be able to identify the dramatis personae in the painting, which would have made it a bit odd, to say the least. After all, 13 is an odd number ...

**

Ancient prospective cruciverbalists' fixation is an event that preceded crucifixion.

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Solutions: (* indicates anagram of letters preceding the sign)

1. Domesticated animal sits next to the queen (5) PETER (PET ER)
2. Sweet preservative and egg sandwich, for starters (5) JAMES (JAM Egg Sandwich)
3. Prohibit the endless spinning of wool around Middle East (11) BARTHOLOMEW (BAR THe WOOL* around ME)

4. Jerusalem's chaotic, in absence of rule (5) JAMES (JERUSALEM-RULE)*
5. Move - adjust endlessly (5) JUDAS (ADJUSt)*
6. Wander hither and tither (6) ANDREW (WANDER)*

7. Son, I'm worried (5) SIMON (SON I'M)*
8. Greek letter's border (6) PHILIP (PHI LIP)
9. Had duets composed (8) THADDEUS (HAD DUETS)*

10. Hydrogen atoms spin around (6)THOMAS (H ATOMS)*
11. For starters, terrible toothache hurts Englishman in mouth (7) MATTHEW (Terrible Toothache Hurts Englishman in MAW)
12. Trojan horse turned, ejecting roaster (4) JOHN (TROJAN HORSE - ROASTER)*

and finally

YES H U A

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Wednesday 20 March 2019

मैं होली क्यूँ नहीं खेलता - Why I don't play Holi


आज सुबह माशूक़ा मेरे घर मुझसे मिलने आयी,
वह प्यार से  बोली, "होली है, जान,  मुझे रंग लगाओ
मेरे माथे पर थोड़ा नीला और गालों पर हरा लगाओ" ,
मैं रंग पहचानने मेँ अक्षम हूँ वह शायद भूल गयी,
फिर आइना उसने देखा और लाल पीली हो गयी !

Translation:
Today morning my beloved came home to meet me,
She said lovingly, "It's Holi, dear, apply colour to me,
Put some blue on my forehead and some green on my cheeks,
But she seems to have forgotten that I am colour blind,
She then saw the mirror and became red and yellow*.

* That is the literal translation. In idiomatic Hindi, becoming red and yellow is to become very angry.

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Friday 8 March 2019

A Day Amidst the Canidae


Like any other day, I got up at 5. After spending an hour on household chores, I laced up my walking shoes at 6 and went for my first 'short' walk of the day. I went around the block twice. It took, like every other day, around 20 minutes and I covered around 2 kilometres. This was just my usual 'warm up' walk in preparation for the 'long' walk. I usually walk alone, for I am a lone wolf and do not prefer to be burdened with conversation during my walks.

The 'long' walk usually lasts a minimum of one hour and sometimes two or more hours. The daily one-hour walk is in a small wood near my house and does not involve much gradient. The two-hour walk, once a month, is more of a trek at a nearby forest. It involves walking up some mild as well as steep slopes and also scrambling up some rocks. It is much more strenuous, especially in the hot summer months. Considerable sweating is involved in this trek, necessitating carrying some drinking water to replenish the loss of fluid.

I prepared myself for the trek. I packed my backpack with a few essentials. A bottle of fresh drinking water, a roll of crepe bandage, a pain relieving spray, and a collapsible alpine stick. I had to take these along as I am prone to missing my footing and twisting my ankle on gravelly and uneven surfaces. If I twisted my ankle, I would need to follow the RICE routine for recuperation, but though rest and ice would have to wait till I got home, I could apply compression immediately with the crepe bandage. Exercise, of course, would have to wait, though getting back to my car would expose me to some of it. The stick would help me hobble along. And my pack also contained a trophy Swiss Army knife which had never been used for any real purpose.

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It is an unfortunate truth that our people dump garbage. No, I am not talking of the trekkers in the forest. They are quite eco-conscious and carry their garbage to designated bins placed at the gate of the forest. Some even carry garbage all the way home. I refer to the house-holders living on the periphery of the forest. Many a time they senselessly dump their garbage at the edge of the forest. This includes not only plastic and glass but also contains food scraps, which attract the local mongrels.  

There are a few packs of dogs in the forest and each pack has demarcated its 'home' territory. They guard this territory fiercely from other packs which may sometimes make adventurous forays into their territory.  But this does not deter them from raiding other packs' territories. It is generally a free for all, as the alpha male of a pack leads the raiding party from the front, armed only with sharp fangs and nails. 

Sometimes two packs confront each other and make threatening growling noises at each other and try to out-stare the opponents. This may or may not develop into a melee. Sometimes, one or both packs call off the staring match and slink away with their tails tucked between their legs. I don't blame them. It's a dog-eat-dog world, anyway.

As these dogs usually hang out near garbage dumps, they do not bother trekkers unless one walks into the dump. But,  as the house-holders were becoming more aware and had started using the city's garbage clearance services, the dumps were running short of edible scraps. This dearth had caused the affected packs to foray out of their territory and venture into other parts of the forest looking for small creatures to fill their bellies.

The dogs had, of late, probably got tired of the same items being on the menu regularly. An enterprising pack had decided to try something new. Recently, there had been reports of some trekkers being attacked and bitten by these dogs. Groups of trekkers had approached the forest authorities with a request to round up packs that had become feral. They had advised the forest department to seek the assistance of the city municipal corporation's dog squad for necessary help. But nothing had happened as the animal rights lobby had approached the court for a stay and got one.


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Court orders, however, do not apply to animals, and little did these dogs know or care about such matters. Lack of food in the belly can lead a creature to desperation, and today they had decided to taste a trekker. As I turned a bend in the path into a clearing in a secluded part of the forest, I saw several dogs lounging about fifteen metres ahead of me..As I slowed down, they got up and gave a low howl. That was an indication to another part of the pack which had hung out among the trees. On hearing the signal, they trooped into the clearing a few metres behind me. It was clear to me that I was their target today. 

No human being can face a pack of a dozen dogs, especially if they have not eaten for a few days. The whole of me was desirable, of course; but if not feasible, at least a few large chunks of my arms and legs would be welcome, I supposed. I tried using my stick to shoo away the dogs as they closed in upon me. I made threatening noises, which I hoped would dissuade them. But the rough circle around me in the clearing  got progressively smaller and smaller as they kept just outside the swinging arc of my stick. 

The leader of the pack, an alpha male, was getting restless. As I was turning with the stick to shoo a couple of dogs which had got uncomfortably close to me, my back was momentarily facing the leader and he pounced upon me.

My tough and thick jeans afforded me some protection as he tried to take a bite. He did bite through the denim, but just managed to graze my calf before he fell back.  Something came over me in that moment of desperation. 

I turned round and grabbed the dog in my bare arms. My talons drove into his sides as I lifted him up and sank my fangs into him. The other dogs cowered and backed off. They had seen the change that I had gone through. They had heard the lupine howl that I had let out when bitten and seen my face turn into a snout and my bare hands develop thick fur. I broke off a chunk of the dog's side and wolfed it down. I am sure they must have seen the ferociousness in my eyes as they backed off from the clearing. They knew they had to elect a new leader.

I was left with the carcass of a rather well fed dog on my hands. It was obvious that the leader always got a lion's share of the takings, for his other pack-mates were definitely scrawny by comparison. Well, now that I had a few kilos of a freshly slain dog, it was a shame to let it go waste. 

As my body returned back to its human form, I took out my Swiss Army knife and tried to hack off a few pieces of meat. I was very unsuccessful in this enterprise. So, I used my teeth, though not as sharp as a wolf's, to good effect and cut off a few choice pieces of the meat and wrapped it in the paper bag which was holding my trail food. The left over carcass would be eaten by some scavenger.

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I will use the  pieces in my bag to prepare some Boshintang, which will no doubt delight my date for the night, So-young, a young lady from Seoul. I sincerely hope to click with her. She has admitted that she admires men who are lone wolves and chart their way distinct from the pack. We plan to have dinner on the terrace and it can get a bit cold in the night. A light woolen sweater seems to be in order. I am sure she will like this wolf in sheep's clothing. On the contrary, she might feed me most of the soup, as I understand Koreans believe it makes a guy more virile ...

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Post script: I forgot to mention what I heard just before I returned to my human form in the forest.
A father and son were coming down the path and the kid saw me first and exclaimed, "Wolf!". The father asked, "Where?", for I had regained my human shape by then.


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